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Best 2007 blonde
joke so far ......... (Well ... perhaps !!!)
A blonde lady motorist was about two
hours from
San Diego when she was flagged down
by a man whose truck had broken
down. The man walked up to the car
and asked, "Are you going to San
Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you
need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the
next three hours fixing my truck.
My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be
taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a
bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road
all day. Could you possibly
take them to the zoo for me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the
blonde's car and carefully
strapped into their seat
belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver
was driving
through the heart of San Diego when
suddenly he was horrified!!
There was the blonde walking down the
street and holding hands with
the two chimps, much to the amusement
of a big crowd.
With
a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you
$100 to take
these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the
blonde," but we had money left
over---so now we're going to Sea
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