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Best blonde joke ever! www.quiz4free.com 
 
Susie, a blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to
hire herself out as a handy-woman and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the
owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can
paint my porch," he said,
"How much will you charge me?"
Susie, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other
materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch
goes all the way around the house?" 
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. 
Do you think she's dumb?"
"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the
dumb blonde joke emails we've been receiving."
A short time later, Susie came to the door to collect
her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," Susie replied, "and I had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00
and handed it to her.
As Susie was walking away she said: "And by the way,
"it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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