Foul Language

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 A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller

 window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

 The astonished female teller replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must

 have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

 "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account -

 now!"

 "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this

 bank."

 The teller leaves the window and walks over to the bank manager to inform

 him of the situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to

 listen to that foul language.

 They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir,

 what seems to be the problem here?"

 "There is no damn problem," barks the old man. "I just won 50 million

 bucks  in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this

 damn  bank!"

" I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

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